woah! we got a bad ass over here!

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Wow, bad ass.
I like this though, it's an interesting and ACTUAL secret.
Tee hee hee, what a rebel you are

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I be able to eat cookie any time I want!
Om nom nom nom nom!
Very unhealthy!

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WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.
I can't breathe.

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http://thinknice.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Feels-Good-To-Be-A-Ganster.gif

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That'll get you major street cred.

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:0 I'm telling your mom!

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I'm sorry. I'm not one of them, but I still hate that they do that to you. My best friend is Muslim, I'm Catholic, and I wish people wouldn't be so petty. Stay strong.

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Play along. As most of the commenters said, it's better to laugh it off and show them it doesn't effect you than to mope around about it. I know it's hard but in a few years people will forget. If you believe in that religion, don't give a shit about what they say. You know your a good person and that's all that matters.

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you know i have been bullied about being German since i was little. i can feel your pain. sometimes you feel like you have to hide or not tell people at all. the worst part is when you have to learn almost every year in history class about the Holocaust. it makes you feel bad like it is your fault. but this past year when in history class it came up, i didn't shy a way. i told the class i was and i ended up translating some of the text so the class had a better insight. and i was able to share stories about what happened in the camps because my great aunt live in them for most the war. i hope this helps and don't shy away from being whou r...

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I am so sorry for all the horrible comments people are leaving here. Some people make me sick. Stay strong <3

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of course he died, he flew a plane into the twin towers..

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I feel bad that I laughed...

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c'mon! that post completely set me up to type that XD i couldn't resist! besides, if she can't learn to laugh at herself than she's gonna get bullied a lot rougher. Lets face it here, everyone is supposed to be oh so careful to offend anyone its pathetic. Grow a freakin backbone, and stop complaining

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When did all us lot become more cynical/laughy than Disqus folk? ^.^

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That's horrible! That is SO horrible

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your sick...

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you are very sick and rude.

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I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

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You're back! I haven't seen your flying spaghetti monster overlord thing in a wee while. Hi *blushes because you probably don't recognise me and then runs away and hides* :')

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Nope, I remember you. Although I just discovered your reply to my comment today... I got a new account though, because apparently you can't post from your SBS account anymore, you have to use that Disqus thing. And can't swear. It's tough.

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You know who I blame for this? Toby Keith. Fucking Toby Keith.

All jokes aside, don't take it to heart. If the people are REALLY bullying you for your beliefs, just know that their parents probably raised them to be pride driven assholes. That's not your problem. Keep on bein' Muslim if that's what you feel in your heart. It's a beautiful religion.

Very sorry about your father.
Best wishes! <3

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Curiousity: Who's Toby Keith?

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He's a country singer/songwriter, so I'm not sure what he has to do with anything o_O

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Haha I don't feel so bad about not knowing who he is now, but I think I shall join in blaming him - damn those crooning country tones :P

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He sings country music. That's why it's his fault

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Oh fuck. Listen to "Courtesy of the Red White and Blue" by Toby Keith. You'll understand why. America does kick ass, but damn. This guy's a psychotic patriot.

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I'm sorry OP, but in case you haven't realized it people are stupid everywhere you go.
My best friend used to go through the same shit in middle school so when we got to high school she made a joke out of it. The only difference is she's Indian. (I'm surrounded by idiots.).

Point is take IrishCyanide's advice and play along. It makes life way easier.

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Why don't you play along with it so that you're a part of the joke as opposed to the butt of it?

Walk up behind anyone who says you're a terrorist and make explosion noises when you know they're not paying attention. It'll scare the crap out of them and make light of the whole situation.

With regards to your father, counsellors listen, but students don't care. Why would you WANT them to know 'my daddy died in the big bad bomb'... if anything, it'll make 'em think he was the one to crash the plane. Death is private; keep it that way for all your sakes.

Oh, and *no one.

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I like the whole "explosion noises" thing.

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Like when faggies throw glitter at the people who make fun of 'em :')

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I've never heard of that. But it sounds amusing.

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I might have read that in a book/seen it on TV then.. :S

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If you need strangers comments for self confidence... slightly creepy.
Some guys from a school wolf whistled at our netball team whilst we were there. It was scary at how many of the girls loved the attention. I would rather a compliment from someone I know.

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I posted a secret a lot like this months ago, about how boys were whistling at me from a car on my way home. They were also coming from the school, so it wasn't like they were old men, but apparently "boys will whistle at trash bins", so... D: It doesn't mean as much as you think it does. Trust me.

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I remember that comment...heh.

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I can't believe that you have to take all that mumbo-jumbo from guys to actually think that you're pretty. What, one kiss for your legs to spread wide? Talk about self-image issues..

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Can you stop being a b*tch? Nobody cares.

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well, i actually agree with MaeKit, just in case i am 'nobody'

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Ah. I'm being a b*tch just because I'm telling the truth? Sorry, sweetie, but it's "b*tches" like me that help make the world survive such tragedies.

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yea but some people don't want to have sex you know!

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What a polite catcall.

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If OP was standing on a street corner, then you know what that guy probably thought she was.....

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Six Billion Secrets: Now a place where secrets aren't found.

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Everytime someone whistles at me I sh*t myself and get away from there asap. The guys that do this are normally creeps, or showing off to their friends. Just know that they'll probably be wanking over you later. Not so nice now, is it?

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Those guys probably spend a lot of special time with their hands.

Welcome to the world of the w*nk b*nk.

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DOES IT GIVE YOU HOPE?

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I was going to say that (maybe with fewer capitals tehe) :P

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DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M YELLING? FUCK YEAH, I'M YELLING. Lulz.

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You just shouted at me in an Aussie/Scot accent in my head.

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Shit, I wish I had a cool accent. What do American accents sound like to you? I think it sounds like vanilla ice cream. British/Aussie/Scot/Irish accents are like rainbow sprinkles and gummy bears.

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I'll always associate American accents with the taste of stale air. I don't know why. It all seems less vibrant that the greenery of the places I've lived. So America is dust after rain, to me, while England/Ireland/Scotland/Wales are long grass during a storm :')

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That's gnar! Yeah, American accents are real boring. Sometimes I fake an accent just to make myself seem more interesting. ;p

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I just wanted to point out a thing I used to sing as a kid 'England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales.... something about underpants'.

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WOOO. Actually, Aussie accents aren't cool, they are dull as. They piss the crap outta me. But that could be coz I live with them.

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Yeah, that's what I think about American accents. But that's just maybe because I've had it all of my life.

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HOLYFUCKBILLYMAAAAAAAAAYS

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BILLYMAAAAAAAAYSHEREBUTWAIT!THERE'SMOOOAAAAR.

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What on Earth is wrong with you OPs. Every time I have had a guy cat call or wink at me form a vehicle, it has been incredibly creepy and I usually assume that my top is too low or I am dressed inappropriately. The kind of men who wink at teenage girls are not the kind of people I enjoy being complimented by. What is with all these posts about guys who compliment, hit on, hug, or kiss girls in the street? Since when is that OK? I live near Philly and Baltimore and if someone tried to kiss me in the street there they would get punched in the face.

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What happens when you get old?

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The self-esteem decays and fades like a dead body.

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when will people stop believing that they need to be pretty to become happy?! -.-

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Maybe when people aren't treated better because of looks.

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really good point. damn :D but what i mean is, you don't have to be pretty to like yourself. you can be self-confident without being pretty. and confidence often is the key to acceptacnce and therefore to happiness.

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Karma's a bitch, right?

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That reminds me of a song where they say "Cross my heart, I hope you die, left by the roadside. Karma's a bitch, right?"

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What song is that?

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Alerion by Asking Alexandria.


My friend listens to it all of the time.
It's so fucking annoying. Screamo wazzes me off.

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If it's screamo then I won't be listening to that.

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I can handle metal, but definitely not screamo. Screamo is not metal by any means. A7X is my favorite band, but they don't scream anymore. What kind of music do you listen to?

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Well the list goes on a bit but here's all the artists I like:
Bruno Mars, Coldplay, David Guetta, Example, Katy Perry, LMFAO, Owl City, The Ready Set and The Script.

Just to say I liked Coldplay before they became more liked by this generation. This generation (me included) mostly know Paradise and Princess of China but I like just about all of their songs.

Finally I also like nearly all of LMFAO's songs. Not just Party Rock Anthem, Sexy And I Know It, Sorry For Party Rocking and Champagne Showers.

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Arg, you. It's not ALL screamo. I mean, metalcore isn't far off from that, but at least they take breaks to actually SING in the middle of their songs and not just scream through the whole thing. I absolutely hate it when people do that. No deathmetal or screamo for me >_>

*edit* Now, listening to a few AA songs, I never realized how much screaming went on there xD But hey- I guess I'm just more into that hardcore crap.

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Not a problem! we all have our musical tastes! (:

Edit: WHAT. THE. HELL? THERE'S A GRAMMATICAL ERROR IN MY SENTENCE. OH LORD. *We
Thank you.

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I'm just one of those people who's really frickin' technical when it comes to music genre. >_> Sorry if I went all genre-Nazi on you XD

*edit* By the way, the phrase "wazzes me off" sounds incredibly sexual. 0_o LOL

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I feel like this post should make me think about my ways with my own mother, but it doesn't, and I still won't change.
*end of pointless comment*

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:( I'm sorry.

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Sorry? For what? :|

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Your mother and you.

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Dafuq?
*epic substance*

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Trolololololol?

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I know this isn't easy for you, but think about it this way: mother's love is unconditional and she already forgave you. You can't turn back the clock, but you had the chance to make it up to her, at least some of it. You were awarded with one of the greatest gifts of all: SECOND CHANCE. And you didn't waste it. 
It's now time you accept the fact that in our youth we were all egoistical and uncaring. We all made mistakes. But admitting you were wrong and trying to make up for it is what really matters.

Your mother forgave you. Now it's your turn.

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I really like your comments. You're always nice and have good advice. :) I just wanted to let you know.

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Right? Timon's pretty gnar!

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Aw, thank you guys, both of you! That means a lot :)

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Timon, you're awesome. Really.

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Thank you. You ooze awesomeness yourself :D

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OP here, I just want to say thank you. This was actually made during one of my rough nights. I have accepted myself for my actions, but unfortunately it seems when I'm really down in the dumps, I just hate myself, thinking of the selfish little girl I was. :c But your post made me incredibly happy, and helped me a little with my grieving.

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I know everyone else is saying it on this post thing, but I can think of no better time than now to say this- In my opinion, you are one of the best commenters on this site. Brava! *applauds*

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Aw, thank you! That's nice to hear :)

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This REALLY reminds me of my orchestra teacher. Her and her mom never got along, but two years ago, her mom developed Lung Cancer. Up until the time she died (which was last year), my teacher told her mom that she loved her every single day. It was really sweet.
And like Lauren said, at least your mom passed away knowing that you love her. We all make mistakes, but yesterday doesn't mean shit. What's over is over, and nothing between.

Best wishes! <3

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It was wrong of you to be so cruel to your mother, but at least you made up for it. Don't be to hard on yourself for it. At least she died knowing that you loved her.

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Look, when I wrote this I knew there were going to be comments stating the irony since this isn't a real secret either. I honestly didn't even expect it to get published, and I'm sorry for 'stealing an actual secret' by posting this, that wasn't my intention. But I just thought that someone ought to point this out. Not all secrets take courage, I know that. But for me, whenever I wrote down another secret, it took a shit ton of courage to submit it, and to get it out of my mind. Why? Because once I wrote it down, once it wasn't just in my head but there in front of me, in black on white on my monitor, it became real. It wasn't just something I could make myself forget. This is the only 'secret' of mine that got published, but I know that if I got comments on any of the other ones saying it isn't a real secret, I would be hurt. And I'm almost certain those who had experienced this were hurt too. As someone said before me, this website is also a good place for saying what you feel. I felt like someone had to say this. That's all.

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Thank you for clarifying, OP. I know I sound like a pushover, but now that you actually came out and responded to the entire flurry of comments, this secret isn't as much of an eye-sore.

Best wishes to ya! <3

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I think this deserves more likes.
Saying that, I wish people would realise there is a reason as to why these kind of secrets are published. Not everyone comments. This is a community and such comments really hurt people no matter what condition they're in.
If you're in such a community as to where people are hurt, saying negative things will never help.

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you, my dear, have balls, it is great! i really would give this a thumbs up!!!! x

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Yes. Because it does totally take balls to type a meaningless message, and then write out a bunch of random nonsense of letters as your name/location to secure your anonymity. This OP sure is a real risk-taker.

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DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB
THE HARRY POTTER THEME SONG, Six Billion Secrets style.

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You're funny :D

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Its true! Like half the people on here are retarded, and half are lying. And thank you.

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So let's write a not secret about people saying there are not secrets and basically contradict ourselves.
Oh the joy of it all

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This isn't a real secret.

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Oh, and by posting this "secret" you've taken the place of another person's secret that could have been on here.

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But I think you are forgetting that people have to vote on the "secrets" to get them posted. Not all the blame goes on the person who typed it, right?

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Sure. Some of the blame goes on those who vote 'yes' on every secret.

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Which is annoying... that's why all these PSAs and non-secrets on a site for secrets. Yet mine never get posted....

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Nah. Mine neither. And I had a really cool one: I've never seen Star Wars. Which is an actual secret. I always pretend like I know what people are talking about because I picked up some of the movie lines on Internet, but I've never actually seen it.
Care to share your secret with us? :)

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So I'm not the only one who hasn't seen star wars!?!?

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Apparently not :D
*high5*

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Oh yea! *high5*

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I haven't seen it either! *doublehigh5*

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BUT STARWARS IS AWESOME. (yes, I am a nerd)

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If it makes you feel any better, I really do plan on seeing it :)

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Nothing wrong with being a nerd, I love nerds! And same here, I really want to see if basically so I know what the heck people are talking about...

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Star wars is good. Except for number two (which was the 5th one made). It's kind of soppy.

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I'm a huge Star Wars nerd... >.>

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Btw, MargieGirl, if the secret was never written, no one would be able to vote it through. So it IS the fault of the person who typed it.

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....>.> You confuse me

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*Cough* Isn't a secret *Cough*

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STOOPPIT! please just stop these stupid ads

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Honestly, I agree. You really shouldn't put someone down like that, because, what if they were thinking about SUICIDE? You could KILL them. But this isn't a secret....but I'm glad it's on here.

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Actually, they'd kill themselves.
We aren't the ones who drive the knives into one's heart.

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Oh yes, tell me how much courage it took you to write your non-secret. I'm dying to know.

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This made me laugh. I love you. <3

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Well this obviously isn't a secret.....
And you should calm down, stating that we don't think a post is an actual secret is an opinion.

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Why the hell did you have to make a post about this? Couldn't you've said this in the comments section? You know that a lot of people here are pissed off by PSAs, and you still submitted a PSA to annoy us even more. What kind of twisted person are you?

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THE CRUELTY.

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Actually, I didn't know.

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How so? Your post says, "It annoys me when I look in the comments on a secret and see that someone's claiming it isn't a real secret." Therefore, you did know.
I'd rather not argue with you though.

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I don't really see them being a twisted person.
But it's those responses that make everything worse dude. You're not helping.

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What kind of help did this OP need?

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I wasn't talking about the OP.
I was talking about the community.

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BUT THIS IS NOT A SECRET!

This is a site for secrets. You are wasting space by not putting a secret and instead voicing your complaints. Other people who actually have secrets could have used this space.

If you want people to stop judging if its a secret then stop complaining and put a secret.

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this website may be all about posting a secret. but for a lot of people, its just something brave to say. some people on here (most actually) are insecure, they have horrible self esteem and i agree you should respect them a little more but in some cases i agree, they need to be told the truth. in other cases, i thnk you should be softer on those who are in a bad state right now. this may not be a secret, but shes saying what she feels. this website is also a good place to do that. getting out a secret is like saying what you feel.

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there is no one forcing you to submit a secret. if you don't want to, if its too hard, you don't have to.

I hate it when people say "it take so much courage to submit a secret". This isn't a game of truth or dare. This isn't a school activity where we all have to reveal our deepest darkest secrets.

Those who submitted them chose to do so. They weren't forced. It can't possibly be that hard if they are willingly giving up their secret

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so it still takes courage because they wanna get it off their chest but its scary because then they have to worry about being judged. i really agree with this post

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE how you submitted something that wasn't a secret, complaining that we complain too much about things not being secrets. YOU'RE MAKING THINGS FOR US TO WHINE ABOUT AND YOU AREN'T EVEN AWARE! I'mma go pop some popcorn. THIS GUN BE GOOD~

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The irony....... MY HEART.

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It's got the irony only a hipster mother could love~ 8D

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That expression...... made it clear to me why I comment on this site.

Thank you! xD.

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FUCKERY?!

It's people like you and your PSAs that aren't secrets. This site is where us commentators can say whatever we want, criticism or otherwise, and you cannot stop us.

All you did posting this is steal an actual secret. Proud of yourself, OP?

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It annoys me when people don't post secrets on a website created specifically for posting secrets.
It's a bit like buying a CD, then only using it to test marker pens on. That's not what it's for, and we have every right to be irritated by it.

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Considering that this isn't a secret at all, it kind of angers me. This is a PSA (see "SBPSA"). You stated nothing personal, essentially giving us rights to tear you apart guilt-free. I do agree to some extent that people should be "softer" regarding other peoples' secrets. But you know when it's okay to yell at them vigorously? WHEN THE POST ISN'T A FUCKING SECRET.


Best wishes. <3

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Hahahhahahaha, I just loved this reply XD

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I find it funny that this isnt a secret.

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Most posts on here are not. Why bother point that out????

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Because it literally says "It annoys me when I look in the comments on a secret and see that someone's claiming it isn't a real secret." Did you even read it?

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Here, I'll be kind enough to inform you:
Some of these secrets actually are fake. I know, right? What a crazy thought.
And some of these secrets are in all reality not secrets. They're public messages to OP's friends. Which we care non for, since we come here to read SECRETS, not OP's daily doses of diary.

And, NO, we're NOT having this conversation again about how awful some commenters are.

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Gif almost made me shit with laughter.

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You have the best GIFs

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Oh, well, can't take the credit for them, but I do try to pick the best ones of what google has to offer :D

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Well. You pick the best gifs. :P Anyway, they're entertaining.

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So you think it is right that people who submit real secrets to a site made for secrets can't make the homepage, because it is full of non-secrets?
1. That makes no sense.
2. This is not a secret either.

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Where in this entire post did I say that? I meant that when a person posts a secret they'd want support, not people telling them their secret isn't worthy enough.

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I feel the exact same way :/ When you post a secret, you kinda want someone to hear you. Not hate you. A lot of people here- they think that a word has to follow it's exact definition. It doesn't. It's whatever fits in your boundaries.

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I agree with you, 100%. I was gonna post almost the same exact thing until I noticed this. xD.
Just kind of a different concept.

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It's more that people who are in the voting a lot tend to notice real secrets that don't make it to the front page because non-secrets and PSA's have been put through. Honestly, if every post made it out of voting, I really wouldn't care either way.

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